How Indian mind works

NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ? The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the mind of the Indian... This is why India is shining

World's most unique 5 Strangely Coloured Beaches

SOME OF NATURE'S MAGNIFICENT BOUNTIES !!!

5 Strangely Colored Beaches

Unless you're lucky enough to have visited some of the unique shorelines below you'll probably be used to seeing - at best - golden beaches on your travels. In fact a lot of people believe golden sands to be the only option when it comes to beaches. To prove otherwise, and to show off a few of the world's most uniquely coloured stretches of sand, we present the following selection....

1)Punalu'u Beach


Punalu'u Beach is the most visited of the few black sand beaches on Hawaii's Big Island and the stunningly black sand is actually volcanic rock, deposited as lava and subsequently cooled when met by the ocean. Apparently to take any of the sand home would result in you being cursed by a volcano goddess by the name of Pele.

2)Papakolea Beach



One of only 2 green sand beaches in the world, the truly magnificent sight of Papakolea Beach can be experienced by travelling to Hawaii's Ka'u district. Again, the unique colour of its sand can be attributed to volcanic activity - specifically, the green hue belongs to the abundance of olivine crystals which have been produced as a result of a nearby cinder cone erupting and eroding.

See the beach on Google Maps.


3)Hyams Beach



You may need to wear your shades when visiting Hyams Beach in New South Wales, Australia, but not just due to the sun. It's not surprising after looking at photos but this sublime stretch of beach is home to the whitest sand in the world, an honour awarded by the Guinness Book of Records.

4)Pfeiffer Beach



The hills surrounding Pfeiffer Beach in Big Sur, California, are rich in Manganese Garnet. A result of this being washed down onto the beach is the colour scheme you can see above - the entire stretch of sand has become a shifting, pink and purple canvas. Although it's probably inedible, I can't help picturing a bowl of Raspberry Ripple ice-cream every time I see it.

5)Kaihalulu



You won't find many beaches elsewhere in the world with sand as red as this one. Kaihalulu, or Red Sand Beach, is situated on the island of Maui and can thank the neighbouring cindercone hill for its intensely deep red appearance.

Osama As The US President

Here are some changes that will take place in United States, if Osama Bin Laden were to become the President of United States.

• There will no longer be a terrorist threat to the United States, as terrorism will be declared legal

• No nation will dare to mess with the most ruthless, cunning and murderous American president that ever existed

• Americans will be allowed to carry guns and even automatic rifles which will suit their gun culture very well

• Cosmetic surgery industry will be hit hard as women will be veiled and and no longer be able to show their bodies

• MTV will have spiritual shows where men and women are being flogged or stoned to death for adultery

• American men will be free of the threat of women presidents

• Jew hating American racists like the KKK will be trained and sent to Palestine as suicide bombers

• There will be much less burden on the criminal justice system once Islamic laws come into play.

• The murderers of Muslims will be executed and the others will be trained in CIA and Delta Force

• The rape victims will require four witnesses or the rapist will be freed. Even if they manage to get four witnesses, the rapist will be freed on grounds of insanity, as no sane man would rape a woman in front of four witnesses.

• Thieves and shoplifters will have their hands cut off and freed

• Wife beaters will be freed as Islamic laws allow wife beatings and the Quran recommends it

• Pedophiles will be freed as sex with 9 year old kids will be an act of sunnah (prophetic divinity)

• American troops overseas will be withdrawn and moved to Guantanamo bay.

• All parties will be banned in United States, including music, dancing and entertainment

• Divorce rates will crumple as a man will be able to keep four wives and an unlimited number of slave girls.

• All medical hospitals will be stocked with cardamom and camel urine, no other medicines required

• Slavery will be re-introduced and the government can earn good revenue by taxing sale of women in slave markets.

Finally the religion of peace will bring harmony and prosperity to the whole of America. Insha allah!

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